Rareview

With aching back, front, sides and everything, I had vowed to not agonize this masterpiece of artwork (my body…lol) anymore, when I had survived my first (and last) day at gym (I was in 10th grade)…and as is my wont, I kept my promise until this dupe…

But I don’t blame myself for breaching this promise (Guruji says, “don’t blame yourself…that’s the way to love yourself”)…

After all, how come I know that YES+ was akin to a gym?

Today’s awesome (sarcasm) experience there, outplayed the former agony…

(I wonder how come they cause greater defilement without having those demon treadmills and dumbbells.)

Anyways, it’s not only about the long surya namaskar and sudarshan kriya…neither it is about the excruciating vajrasan alone…

I had started considering the possibility of being a ‘the art of living’ tutor as a potential career option…I thought it was only about prolific public speaking clubbed with quick witted humor and good presence of mind, but I never had any idea of it requiring military training…

To mention, for the people like me, who practice head banging as the only form of exercise, the experience was plangent, nothing else…

And yes (+), it also rips away all such fantasies of being a ‘baba’…

Yes (+)…it also gives me a nebulous idea of the YES+ approach…

As per my comprehension, they make you ache enough to forget about other worries and miseries.

I might sound enough bugged by YES+ …But, I don’t seem to achieve escape velocity… (It ain’t coming)

I guess, Money implies at least a tenfold gravitational pull compared to earth’s and If I am not wrong, escape velocity and gravity are inversely related (pardon if I am wrong, I know I am awful at physics)…

Aahh…at least it lends the slightest motivation (no…guru ji says ‘inspiration’)…

Yeah…that’s all you need (inspiration) when even the girls haven’t turned up for the course in good numbers…

But I should accept that I am defective in myself (I am happy) and this is the sole reason behind the ineffectiveness of magical sudarshan kriya…

And may be… my problems are weird enough to find a solution (is it??)…

P.S. – I had an inane desire to listen to hard rock or death metal after the sudarshan kriya…is it normal??

P.S. – thrice in my life I have fallen in love…first with pretty zinta (ohh…I was a kid then)…second is the one with a ‘sold out’ tag from the time of my first approach (she was always committed…hard luck!!)…and third is a girl who, by no means, seems to budge (I am still hopeful)…

(Sorry my first girlfriend…you aren’t on the list because I don’t lie)

…all I thought about after shutting the future, cutting the past and during the super awesome (read ‘superawful’) kriyas was the third girl (I didn’t think about the second because I don’t regret (thanks guru ji!!))…

Aaahh…poor child I am (pity)…but I know, I am too boyish (sheepish) for any girl to find me potent (no pun intended) enough for a relationship…

(Or is it that, except for my sisters, other girls are vaccinated against falling in love??)

P.S. – this is for the friend of my good friend…btw I am not ‘devdas’ kinda guy (always) and when I am, I puke all the shit on paper…believe me, you won’t find anybody so jovial, hilarious, gregarious and quick witted like me (jyada ho gaya…but I love myself…thanks guruji!!)

P.S. – for the YES+ lovers, I am sorry…I accept that I am abnormal…you guys really rock!!

P.S. - I love you...